We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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