Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Randomize
