Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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