I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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