white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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