it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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