I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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