No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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