and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Randomize
