does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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