I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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