your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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