youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Someone signed my nipple.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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