the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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