Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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