porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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