Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
