You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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