then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Found the puke drawer
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
His nipple licking is glorious
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