Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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