: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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