Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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