Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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