i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Are my feet made of real feet?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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