Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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