I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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