Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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