i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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