Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
