Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Hello my rib-scented angel!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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