I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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