if only i could text you this smell
Acid is not a monday night drug
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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