His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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