Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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