hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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