Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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