Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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