Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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