We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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