ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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