Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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