love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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