am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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