she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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