Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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