Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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