You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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