All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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