Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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