either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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